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robin-longbottom:

Top 5 Louisiana Desserts That Will Be Responsible For My Untimely Death From Heart Failure by Age 30

1. King Cake
What it is: First of all, let me just say, if you don’t know what King Cake is (particularly Gulf Coast/Louisiana King Cake), I am so very, very sorry about your life. It is, essentially, an oversized cinnamon roll covered with sprinkles in Mardi Gras colors and can be filled with cream cheese, various kinds of fruit, or in the case of the Zulu King Cake, chocolate and coconut in honor of the Krewe of Zulu’s most famous parade throw (yes, there is a Mardi Gras parade that is historically known for throwing coconuts at people, although these days they’re only allowed to hand you a coconut). Traditionally, a small choking hazard (plastic baby Jesus) is lodged somewhere inside of the cake and whoever finds (chokes on) it has to buy the next King Cake. In Louisiana, King Cakes are a symbol of joy and revelry and good times with people you love and also getting wasted and losing your underwear and throwing up behind a K&B.

Colorful heart attack.

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woodyallenofmusic:

casablancas-bitch:

Jack White raping Julian Casablancas!

uh……………………….

mixed emotions.

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queen-queef:

i guess i’m British

 WATER!

Well it’s nice to see we aren’t part of the KKK at least.

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